Before the birth, Ultrasound photos:
Cletus the Fetus at 16 weeks.
Cletus the Fetus at 24 weeks.
At 24 weeks, we could see that Cletus was doing well, but the gender
was indeterminate; that little bugger was not very cooperative! (I think
that proves it's a girl, while Gail is certain that this means it's a boy.
Strange . . . . ) [NB: Gail was right: see below]
The big day arrives! September 25, 1999.
After Stuart is born, a proud father holds him.
Stuart, right after his first bath;
then he's all wrapped up.
Gail and Stuart in the recovery room. 
Daddy brings balloons!
Here's Stuart in his car
seat, ready to go home. 
Baby comes home.
Feed the baby (cameo by Spot, one of the cats).
Burp the baby....
Stuart and his daddy take a nap.
Stuart gets a bath.
Stuart and his first girlfriend (note what a slut she is...).
Baby with his grandparents.
Stuart being held by his maternal grandmother.
and his maternal grandfather. 
...and his paternal grandmother 
and grandfather. 
Stuart's first Halloween. Mom put me in
this stupid outfit and dragged me around to the neighbors, then she ate
the candy herself. She said something about eating it for me, but I'm not
buying it--I wasn't born yesterday...
Pictures from November
Stuart plays with his Daddy, 
and takes a nap. 
On Thanksgiving, Stuart is two months old. 
What a big boy!
I'm usually a happy baby, but not always...
Pictures from December
I'm ready for bed. 
I play with Daddy.
and
sometimes get the upper hand...
Hey,
check out my new jewelry!!! 
My First Christmas!!
I got all dressed up for Christmas 
and Santa came to visit
My first Christmas was a beautiful white one!